Will I ever change? nope.

No uni today, only work. At 4.
Oh goodness, whatever am I going to do with all my free time?
I had plans. Lots of plans! (such an overstatement)
I was going to do that, buy that, meet up with that....
Nope, didnt happen.
Suddenly its 2.30 and I realise I havent done shit.
I havent gotten dressed.
I havent eaten (not necessarily a bad thing. Jiggly ass is happy)
and I smell like ass...
Score!

Easy fixed....Except for the fact that I just spilled yoghurt all over my clothes.
How old am I?
Seriously...
the passport says 22, the insides says 43, the mind says 11