Roommate and his girlfriend are being EXTREMLY lovey-dovey today.
Gooey eyed, laughing, Chasing eachother, I love you, I love you more, No I love you more.
I am already having a shitty day. Did they HAVE to come home with a newfound love for eachother? NO. Stupid and unnecessary.
Allow me to puke on them (or better, IN the romantic dinner for two they are preparing)
Please, show some respect for us lonely loosers.