Friday 3 December 2010

Friday only comes once a week.....

WHY I would leave my double glazed room tonight, to enter the cold and go to Brixton? WHY would I exchange the 3 layer of primark-fuzzy-socks I am wearing to pantyhose and heels? WHY? Give me one good reason.


I will. I will. Just give me a minute. 
The cold has nothing on me. NOTHING.

6 comments:

  1. Sjukt fin jacka! var har du köpt den??

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  2. ME don't gets it, mate! I'z frum livapool. Why'z all you Sweden peoples cum 2 ma island!? Rule Britania mate! It be like u tink dis be some Swedish place part 2. Dis ain't no Iceland or Australia! Also, y is all u swedes like dem Japanese.... All reserved and shit. Me mAte and me try to mack it with dis fine sweden chick and she be all not habing it. I be like 'damn, i can show u a good time in me fiat' but she b like 'i frum sweden, so i be better den you. ' i'z trying to go to OXford. I just needs me sum more cash mate. I trying to better me self. Give me a chance Sweden girl. Also, Y ya all be cussing up a storm. U all b saying 'shit dis' and 'shit dat'. Me b sick of it mate. Lastly, wat b with dis 'puss' ting all u swedes end your messages with. It sound naughty or sumthing. I try to look it up on me library computer but me don't know how to get to google translator.

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  3. Please cum 2 Liverpool. We can stay on me grandamommassss sofa. I no dis sick Chinese place we kan get rice at. Me wants to know !!!

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  4. When u Sweden peoples learn how 2 use da computer? Me mate told me u guys still have noT gotten da cell Phone yet. I nicked me a iPhone but the 5.0 nicked it rum me. Luv ya swedey girl. Puss puss puss

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