Monday, 31 January 2011


Who goes out and get pissed before picking up her relatives at victoria friday night?
I do that
Who decides in a tipsy state that a 1.39pound mcdonalds coffee is too expencive and decides that 3 cheese burgers is a better choice?
I do that
Who has to borrow plates, knifes and forks because she is cooking (lets not get carried away, heating up) dinner for her family?
I do that
Who realizes on monday morning she is COMPLETELY out of clean underwear?
I do that
Who is sitting on her fat ass, writing this when she should have left 10 minutes ago?
Again, I do that

aaaah, nothing like true honesty early in the morning, hu?

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